Really Rude Rudy's Blog of the Week
. . . no chop goes unbusted
Introduction
The Cat’s Creed
This is my ribbon.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
Well, actually, those other ones are mine too,
but right now I’m focused on this one.
Where was I? Oh yeah.
My ribbon is my best friend.
It is my life, except for when my toy mouse is my life.
I really love mouse.
He’s so furry, and when my mom throws him for me — oh, uh.
My ribbon without me is useless.
Without my ribbon, I am useless . . .
unless I have my mouse . . .
or unless I have one of those other ribbons.
Actually, my mom says I’m pretty useless.
Hmm. Wonder if that includes when I have my ribbon?
I must chew my ribbon before it strangles me.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of teeth and claws.
What? You think I can’t see those other cats lusting after MY ribbon?
I see them.
They’re there every day.
But this is MY ribbon.
My ribbon is my life.
I am my ribbon’s life.
We are one.
In honor of our outstanding Marines,
MGen William H. Rupertus, USMC,
and in recognition of the essential truths
contained in the Rifleman’s Creed
and in the glorious RIBBON.
Semper Rudis